i can has immortality?

12 August 2007 @ 11:23 pm

You ever wonder why Voldie looks like he does? It's not just the immortality quest. You see, there was this unfortunate accident...

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Tags: oh noes!

Current Location: st. mungos, threatening the mediwizard

Current Mood:

hot

1 soul | i can has piece of ur soul?

10 August 2007 @ 11:22 pm

voldie discovers wank!

...no, not THAT kind of wank, you pervs.

Being a master of Cruciatus has also made Voldie a master of various other kinds of tortures, including the dreaded Pompous Pedant Method (considered by many to be comparable to water torture, and only slightly behind Cruciatus in its earnest intensity), which he often chooses to inflect with the hysteria-inducing Godwin's Law.

Tags: let me show you

Current Mood:

dorky

i can has piece of ur soul?

07 August 2007 @ 11:04 pm

far be it from me to keep entirely quiet on the matter...

Current Mood:

annoyed

i can has piece of ur soul?

31 July 2007 @ 12:39 am

the multi-purpose loldemort macro

Why, yes, this is a directed post.

No, we're not telling who sucks.

We Dark Lords have to have our sekrits.

Current Location: the three broomsticks

Current Mood:

annoyed

i can has piece of ur soul?

27 July 2007 @ 11:12 pm

(no subject)

Sorry for the delay in getting you your lols! We're experiencing a staffing problem here at the s00per sekrit base, so loldemort may not appear every day, as has been his wont. Never fear, though! He will be making regular appearances.

Such as today's.

He's trying on a lovely pair of red pumps. They match his eyes.

Tags: things what r invisible

Current Location: ur base

Current Mood:

lazy

i can has piece of ur soul?

25 July 2007 @ 09:50 pm

remember his groove?

B/c of yesterday's ~~Ministry-sanctioned Muggle-baiting~~ power outage at Ye Olde ElJay HQ, we offer you TWO loldemorts today for the price of one.

Of course, only one of them is actually funny.

But you have to figure which out for yourself.

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Now he's really got his groove goin' on. Harry won't know what hit him.

Tags: voldie's groove

Current Location: Malfoy Manor

Current Mood:

tired

i can has piece of ur soul?

23 July 2007 @ 11:45 pm

He's a wizard...

...not a baboon with a stick.

Current Location: the gaunt house

Current Mood:

hungry

i can has piece of ur soul?

22 July 2007 @ 10:20 pm

he hasn't finished reading DH yet...

So he thinks this is true.

Current Location: the forbidden forest

Current Mood:

amused

1 soul | i can has piece of ur soul?

20 July 2007 @ 07:53 pm

the one that inspired this journal

He's going to show us his horcruxes starting at 12:00 tonight.

We're going offline for DH, but will be back on Sunday.

Tags: let me show you

Current Location: awaiting the final battle in ur bookstore

Current Mood:

nervous

i can has piece of ur soul?

19 July 2007 @ 11:44 pm

do you think he'd like a lolrus as a pet?

Then again, he'd probably have to share.

Tags: bucket

Current Location: barty crouch's kitchen

Current Mood:

headachey

2 souls | i can has piece of ur soul?

19 July 2007 @ 12:26 am

he likes to dance

Let him show you his groove.

Tags: let me show you

Current Location: under your bed

Current Mood:

tired

1 soul | i can has piece of ur soul?

17 July 2007 @ 11:31 pm

he never learned how to share

And he loves to show off his new toys.

Tags: things what r invisible

Current Location: the muggle prime minister's coat closet

Current Mood:

hot

i can has piece of ur soul?

16 July 2007 @ 11:16 pm

he's not a pc user

No, my friends.

Voldie's a Mac man.

Tags: in ur base

Current Location: the ministry's sekrit computer lab

Current Mood:

devious

1 soul | i can has piece of ur soul?

15 July 2007 @ 05:58 pm

yum!

Tags: things what r invisible

Current Location: super-sekrit hideout fort of death eatery goodness and DOOM

Current Mood:

sleepy

i can has piece of ur soul?

13 July 2007 @ 10:55 pm

(no subject)

Current Location: The Headmaster's Office

Current Mood:

productive

i can has piece of ur soul?

12 July 2007 @ 07:56 pm

look out for that--

Well. Ouch.

Tags: things what r invsble

Current Location: Chamber of Sekrits

Current Mood:

giddy

i can has piece of ur soul?

11 July 2007 @ 12:06 pm

excedrin, plz?

Tags: sirious

Current Location: top sekrit

Current Mood:

silly

1 soul | i can has piece of ur soul?

10 July 2007 @ 09:17 pm

bonus loldemort!

In honor of ~~the one with carnivorous drapery~~...er, that is to say, Order of the Phoenix, loldemorts presents a bonus lol for the day.

This r sirious movie.